So George W. Bush Walks Into a Bar…

May 10th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

A few weeks ago, I enjoyed a sad laugh watching our beloved President stumble over “K-k-kor-korea” in a public speech and thought, “well, you know, it’s a long and unfamiliar word…lots of people have trouble with it.”

Uh.

So yesterday, Reuters reported that a North Korean general began talks between military chiefs from both sides of the Korean peninsula with a timeless joke about good ol’ George Dub.

“Bush…goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs [ed note: HA HA! This isn't even the punchline!] , fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him.

A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.

‘We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery,’ say the children.

‘Why is that?’ he asks.

‘Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we’ve done.’”

FUNNY! God job, North Korean military general!!!

The article proceeds to mention that speaking ill of tyrant leader Kim Jong Il in jest can warrant punishment by death in North Korea.

AND THE FINAL SCORE CARD READS:

1 point bonus for North Korea–Job well told!

1 point penalty deduction for North Korea–punishable by death? What the HELL? Kim Jong Il jokes are FUNNY! Ha! Jokey! Hoo Hoo!

= TOTAL: Zippo. Hmph.

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