Samurai and Zombies Go Together Like Ramma Lamma Lamma Ka Dinga Da Dinga Dong

May 21st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Variety reported yesterday from Cannes that Yoroi, the yet-to-be-released horror flick from producers Ryuhei Kitamura (Godzilla Final Wars) and Shinya Kawai (The Ring), will be taking the Japanese horror genre in a new direction.

” ‘Yoroi,’ does not involve a girl with long hair, nor a videotape, cell phone or a camera. Rather it will go to the next level,” Kitamura said.

Phew. That greasy-haired ghoul chick was getting ti-erd. Yoroi promises to deal with new subject matter:

Pic, about a hostage family, robberies and samurai zombies, is the directorial debut of Isao Kiriyama, a regular screenwriter for Kitamura’s own helming projects.

Samurai Zombie say: BLAAAAA AAAAAAA EEEEEEE EEEHHHH!!!

I didn’t think zombies could be improved upon beyond the scope of George Romero. But Samurai Zombies? What?!? I’ll suspend judgment until I have the bejesus scared out of me.

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