ROCK OF ASIAN

May 23rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Pictured below: David Bowie with experi-rock outfit Deerhoof…


DAVID BOWIE: My, you’re tiny.

SATOMI MATSUZAKI: Uh, Mr. Bowie, it’s really an honor to hang out with you.

DAVID BOWIE: Call me David.

SATOMI MATSUZAKI: David. We’ve been such huge fans of you for years. You’re really an inspiration to us all.

DAVID BOWIE: I’m feeling tragic.

JOHN DIETERICH: Don’t say it, dude.

DAVID BOWIE: Like I’m Marlon Brando.

GREG SAUNIER: He said it.

SATOMI MATSUZAKI: David, I’m not sure what you’re trying to say…

DAVID BOWIE: When I look at my China Girl…

JOHN DIETERICH: She’s not Chinese, man.

SATOMI MATSUZAKI: David, this isn’t about me, right? I’m not Chinese. I’m Japanese.

DAVID BOWIE: Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.

OTHER GUY: Mr. Bowie, I think I hear your publicist calling.

SATOMI MATSUZAKI: It’s ok, he’s just making a joke. It’s a joke, right? David, I forgave you a long time ago for that song, only because you’re Bowie.

DAVID BOWIE: I’ll give you television. I’ll give you eyes of blue.

SATOMI MATSUZAKI: Oh my god. Just take the picture.

[everyone gives a plastic smile for the camera]

DAVID BOWIE: I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world!!!

JOHN DIETERICH: Oh boy. Let’s go.

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