LaKisha Jones (a badassss blaxploitasian name if I ever heard one) said goodbye to American Idol last night, but not before singing “Stayin’ Alive” and high-fiving this adorable Asian nerd.
I have to admit, I got a little teary during LaKisha’s farewell. I think I was probably suffering from PTSD after seeing Barry Gibb sing “To Love Somebody.”
Holy Mother of Barry. Is that really you, Gibby? Aren’t you a quadrillionaire? How expensive these days are upper lips, hair plugs, and opaque shirts that hide your gut and your sad, old nipples? I…I…
I gotta go put on the Chambers Brothers version of “To Love Somebody” to exorcise this memory. Or the Nina Simone version. Or the Billy Corgan version even. Shit, I’ll listen to Michael Fucking Bolton to numb the pain.
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