Flavor of Love: Charm School is a new VH1 reality show in which former FOL contestants who were rejected for whatever reason (too nasty, too raunchy, too much spitting) dress up in ridiculous schoolgirl outfits and attend “training” to become more ladylikable.
Meet one very special student, Leilene:
Yes, Leilene is a stripper mom and a high school dropout who, because of her almost complete lack of intellect (this is compared to the other Charm School students, mind you), was excused from the debate team competition challenge in episode four.
I’m not going to criticize the poor girl for these things. I’m sure she’s a very good dancer and has a very nice child and went to a super lame learning institution. No big whoop.
In this screen grab, she happens to be screaming, “I am a DAMN GOOD MOTHER!!!” O-kay. Again, no comments about how most mothers aren’t doing tequila shots while wearing schoolgirl uniforms while competing on bizarre VH1 reality shows.
I am, however, going to shame her for picking a fight with this thing:
Holy shit, girl!!! I realize you’re stupid and stuff, but do you have a death wish? Honey Child, this bitch is not fucking around and you anybody with half a brain can tell you that one nostril flared breath denotes that this animal is DANGEROUS. JEEZUS!
Again, no criticism of the lifestyle. Just watch your back, dummy.
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