BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN!

May 3rd, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana


Dear Kimora, DISGRASIAN Hall-of-Famer:

We’re pretty rough on you here at Disgrasian. But that’s not our fault, it’s yours–you’re too loud and too proud, your heinous taste has left a black mark on the history of Chanel, your clothing line is annoying, your book is obnoxious, your face gives me tremors, you look like a tranny. You deserve it.

That said, it’s your birthday. We’re going to take it easy on you (please note how incredibly difficult this is) for a day and even throw you a FABULOUS PARTY!!!


Enjoy it while it lasts. 24 hours to go.

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