The Chinese are back on 24, and now they have Audrey Raines! How will Jack Bauer save his lady and save the day?
2. Somehow use Chloe and possibly her gay husband Morris back at CTU to get coordinates to Audrey’s “location”
3. Shoot up a bunch of Chinese thugs who are holding Audrey with much bigger guns, somehow
5. Somehow escape torture with MacGyver-level ingenuity that involves a broken water pipe, a bobby pin, and a well-timed headbutt
6. Save Audrey from the clutches of Evil Mastermind Cheng Zi, who has taken her hostage, by offering your life in exchange for hers
7. Get involved in a chase/gun battle/standoff with the Evil Mastermind in a crowded public place and shoot him in the head or neck when a “clean shot” somehow presents itself
8. Have a tearful reunion with Audrey without somehow EVER cracking a smile
9. Give her an old, wrinkly kiss
10. Tell CTU everything and somehow not get in trouble for it
Got it? Okay, then, ZZZzZzZzZZzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZzzzZzZzzzZZzzZZzzZz
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