Tokyo Tunes Fall to a New Lo-han.
Here’s a sad story. Last night in Tokyo…
Hollywood’s least talented female DJ Samantha Ronson showed Hollywood’s worst aspiring DJ Lindsay Lohan the ropes (how to make a record weep and look like Boy George while doing it) on the turntables at Warehouse.
Ears bled. Babies Cried. Everybody in the room died.
The last part didn’t happen quite like that, but I’m sure everyone in the room pretty much wanted it to. Ok, I wish…
Filed under: For the Love of God Will Somebody Put Lindsay Lohan In a Crate or Something, Hang the DJ, Japan, This Shit is Unacceptable, Tokyo Can't Catch a Break
