Oh yes she can.
New York Magazine took the bold opportunity last month ask
Disgrasian Titty Hick MySpace Queen Tila Tequila to log five days of her New York menu.
…If it’s breakfast, that doesn’t mean I’m going to eat breakfast foods.
…Nobu was all booked up, but because I was well known and I was with another friend who is also very known (I don’t want to say who it is — I’m very private), they gave us a table without reservations and took very good care of us. We got to cut in front of people.
…I don’t know sushi very well. I can’t eat too much raw stuff, it grosses me out especially if it has a strong fishy taste.
…I’m still a cheap date.
I have just one thing to say:
TILA, YOU SIMPLE-TONGUED HARLOT, IF YOU EVER CUT IN FRONT OF ME AT NOBU JUST TO WIGGLE YOUR D-LIST TAIL AND WRINKLE YOUR NOSE AT THE SUCCULENT, PERFECT CUTS OF THE WORLD’S BEST SUSH, I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS DOWN WITH MY CHOPSTICKS!!!! AND SOCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A SEA URCHIN!
DO YOU HEAR ME???
FEAR ME! AND KEEP YOUR ASS AT CRACKER BARREL!
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