Kung-Fu “master” Jackie Chan turns 53 today. Let me first say, Happy Birthday Jackie!
To celebrate Jackoff’s birthday, he’s launched DISCIPLE, a new show on Chinese TV that is a nationwide search for the next Kung-Fu Star.
What the wannabe Jackoff Disciples don’t know is that they’re not only competing in the ancient arts of gong fu, they’re also training to be the next…
Thanks for all your work, Jackoff! It will probably only take two lifetimes to undo the damage. Good job, buddy.
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