While we’re on the subject, I’d like to take this opportunity to designate our first Honorary Asian, or HONORASIAN. Do something great and we’ll make you one too:
I know this sounds crazy, but you look exactly like my Grandma. I figured this out when you were still a young player with the Rockets. Every time I watched you play, I’d get–as Diana would say–those Fuzzy Tummy Feelings that you only get around puppies, babies, asian girls who get bat-mitzvahed, and grandmas. They say you’ll be out the rest of the season with back spasms–I personally hope you’ll just take a painkiller and get back out on the court ASAP. Is that selfish? I just know that you’re a frickin’ BALLER. Just like Grams.
get well soon,
your loving granddaughter Jen
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