My Tranny Godmother

April 9th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

When I read this headline today on chinadaily.com.cn, “Wannabe woman aided by transsex celeb,” I thought, this is going to be good.

A 24-year-old male Chinese, determined to become a woman, got financial support Sunday from South Korean transsexual entertainer Ha Ri-su to finance his gender alteration surgery, Qilu Evening News reported Monday.

–And then I was like, AWWWWW! Trannies are like Fairy Godmothers. They teach gays to be queens, girls to be fierce, and gender-confused wannabes to be full-fledged transsexuals…how cool is that? When I finally got a gander at the picture of philanthropic “South Korean transsexual entertainer Ha Ri-su”–


–I was like, DA-AMN. Tranny Godmother looks CUTE. Barring that one-tit baring aqua sparkle mess of a shirt, she looks kinda like a UCLA student majoring in Microbiology who spends too much time on Facebook and loves grabbing soup dumplings on the weekends with all her pre-med friends. The world could learn a thing or two from Ha Ri-su. I would like to be so bold as to suggest Tranny Godmother’s next two charity cases:

They’re best friends. Consider it two birds, one stone, dear sweet Tranny Godmother Ha Ri-su. Please.

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