Mommie Dearest

April 1st, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

“Japanese piano teacher Kuniko Teramura, right, accompanied by her daughter, Nao, smiles after breaking the world record for a nonstop concert by one hour after a band of musicians including Teramura, reached 182 hours performing the concert at Toriimoto Station of Omi Railway Corp. in Hikone, central Japan, 10 a.m., Saturday, March 31, 2007.”

Kuniko: Huzzah! I did it! I finally did it!

Nao: Congratulations, Mother. I am eternally grateful that I could stand here for 182 hours and turn the pages for you.

Kuniko: Oh look, here comes the photographer. Nao, please do not open your mouth for the picture. You know how you get…gummy.

Nao: Yes, Mother.

Kuniko: I do not want those gums to overshadow my victory!

Nao: I cannot smile anyway because I have lost the will to live.

Kuniko: Remember, this is Mommie’s day!

Nao: Yes, Mother.

(Nao walks away and puts a gun to her head. KABOOM! She falls dead to the floor.)

Kuniko: Oh, don’t mind her. She’s just a premenstrual drama queen. I’m ready for my close-up!

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