Lindsay Lohan Goes Native

April 15th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Here’s the transcript from a conversation Diana and I had over the weekend about Lindsay Lohan:

Diana: She didn’t!

Jen: I’m afraid she did.

Diana: No no no! She’s so Disgrasian!

Jen: Tell me about it.

Diana: How do we do this post without putting that bloatarded photo of Lohan up on Disgrasian? I’m sick of feeding into this nonsense. Blech.

Jen: There must be a way…

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(the sound of time passing in an excruciating manner)

Jen: I think I’ve got it.

Diana: A…multiple-choice test? Oh my god. I rule at multiple-choice! Give me a pencil.

This is a multiple-choice test. Please answer the following question correctly without the aid of Google.

Match the following Us Weekly caption of Lindsay Lohan’s recent escapades in Tokyo…

“Lindsay leaves Ronson’s store in search of more Japanese good times”

…to the photograph that most closely resembles the actual Lohan-in-Tokyo photo that we refuse to publish:

A)

B)

C)
Email the correct answer to jen@disgrasian.com or diana@disgrasian.com. First three readers to get the answer right get a dope DISGRASIAN T-SHIRT. When we make them, which is VERY soon, we promise.

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