James Gandolfini and his Asian Hottie Girlfriend are pictured here at The Sopranos premiere. The “final episodes” begin airing Sunday, April 8.
Oh wait, we still don’t have a body language expert. Okay, then. My unprofessional opinion based on this photo is that these two don’t look so thrilled to be together. They look about as happy as Tony and Carmela, in fact. James, it doesn’t appear as though you’ve lost any weight or gotten hair plugs or started wearing self-referential costumes that say “look at us, one of us is ASIAN!” like so many stars do when they upgrade to Asian hottie girlfriends.
Not all of these changes are good things, mind you (cowboy hats should never be worn except by cowboys, and please don’t even ask where I got that samurai/geisha pic of those crazy Cages because I expect you never to make the same mistake).
But how about trying a little tenderness, Gandolfini and Asian Hottie Girlfriend? A little huggy-hug on the red carpet never hurt nobody.
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