Kuku Dunst is in Tokyo promoting Spider-Man 3 with her costars. She’s pictured here at the premiere. Why the long face?
“Hey. I’m hungover and I didn’t have time to wash my hair. Tokyo is exactly like my friend Sofia’s movie, the movie I should have been in instead of that fatty. Everything is so, like, lost in translation. Why won’t either of these guys fuck me? I have great tits! So what if they hang down to my waist and I can tuck them into my shorts? Did I mention that I’m taking an art class? Do you think people will take me seriously even though I’ve blown more guys-in-a-band than Winona Ryder? Yeah? Really? Okay. I’m depressed, take the picture.”
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