First things first, put your name where your mouth is. The EMANCIPASIAN PROCLAMASIAN is here and needs your (online) signature! It’s easy! It’s fun. Most of all–It’s important. So sign the Emancipasian Proclamasian… and be sure to pass the good word on to your friends.
A sampling of the “good word”:
“…That We will, on the twentieth day of April aforesaid, by proclamation, declare that lead slave owner Gwen Stefani is a DISGRASIAN, and warrant any further efforts of enslavement to be considered in rebellion against the World at Large; and any other persons contributing to their enslavement also in rebellion to the World at Large…”
Also, there is absolutely no need to toss any money to the online petition. If the site asks for a monetary donation, just plug in zero. We aren’t raising money here; We’re funded by truth!
Next up, wear the message loud and proud. We’ve got a plentitude of products in our fancy new DISGRASIAN STORE.
“FREE THE HARAJUKU GIRLS” pet tee? Check.
There’s much, much more. Check it out… Wear the words… the world needs to know.
Lastly, power in numbers. Next mission, protest rally. We’re hoping to see you there: Details TBA.
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