And by “this,” I mean…
1) allow our silicone breast bulges to “accidentally” escape the lycra grasp of our bikini tops.
2) wear white patent go-go boots. ever.
3) smile while adorned with clothing that ripped off the Rolling Stones “lick” logo for “American flair.”
4) let a table of drooling, chuckling buffoons point and guffaw while ogling our exposed belly buttons–without responding with a few swift drop-kicks.
5) oh. and perform each others’ breast exams.
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