For those of you who don’t know, the new movie Red Line hits theaters today.
Does anyone else have the same questions that I do about the trailer?
How is it possible that a story about a) very rich people b) very nice cars and c) underground racing could not warrant at least one Asian principal character?
Since when do pretty white boys and Run-DMC rejects run the foreign car scene?
How is it possible that a low-rent Carmen Electra could be a believable hot-wheeler, and arguably the true donut-driving heroine of the film? Don’t DD implants make shifting gears more difficult? Isn’t it hard to push down the clutch in platforms and vinyl pants?
Wasn’t this movie released in 2001… and wasn’t it called The Fast and the Furious?
Sorry. I refuse to endure two hours of tight shots on speedometers, screeching tires, and T&A unless the majority of the screen is occupied by this:
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