The AP reported today, “Thai Zoo Turns to Artificial Insemination as Panda Porn Fails“:
After panda porn failed to spark amour, Thai zoo authorities turned Monday to artificial insemination in the hope of impregnating their lone female giant panda.
The story continues:
Authorities at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand inseminated Lin Hui with semen from her cage-mate, Chuang Chuang, on Monday morning and will repeat the procedure on Tuesday…
‘He just didn’t want to mate. He was looking at her as a friend,’ said Sophon Dummui, director general of Thai Zoo Organization of Thailand which oversees the Chiang Mai Zoo.
Impervious to Panda Porn? A DUDE who only wants to be friends? That can only mean one thing…Chuang Chuang is a card-carrying Friend of Dorothy.
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