Maxim named the lovely Sanjaya as “Today’s Girl,” proving once and for all that Ms. Malakar is (as we’lve always argued) the fairest and sexiest of all fearsome females. For today, at least.
Malakar finds himself in good company: Gina Gershon (hmm… Bound was a very long time ago), for instance, and Fergie “Who Melted Her Face?” Ferg.
Does this mean he’s not tucking his scrotum to hit those high notes after all? Er… was that gross?
Filed under: FHM is Totally Behind the Curve, Maxim, Talentless Asian Girls, This No-Talent Ass Clown is Taking My Mind To a Dark Place
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