Exceptasian to the Rule: Michelle Malkin

April 19th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I just want to say once and for all that NOT ALL ASIANS ARE SMART. Stop stereotyping us like that, alright? What, you don’t believe me? You want proof? Look no further, then, than Dental Disgrasian and conservative cuntdit Michelle Malkin.

This is Malkin’s predictable-bordering-on-dispassionate response to the Virginia Tech shootings:

The fantasy of gun-free zones
Plus: A lesson in “sensitivity”
By Michelle Malkin · April 18, 2007 04:44 PM

“…Instead of teaching students to defend their beliefs, American educators shield them from vigorous intellectual debate. Instead of encouraging autonomy, our higher institutions of learning stoke passivity and conflict-avoidance.

And as the erosion of intellectual self-defense goes, so goes the erosion of physical self-defense.

As news was breaking about the carnage at Virginia Tech, a reader e-mailed me a news story from last January. State legislators in Virginia had attempted to pass a bill that would have eased handgun restrictions on college campuses. Opposed by outspoken, anti-gun activists and Virginia Tech administrators, that bill failed.

Is it too early to ask: ‘What if?’ What if that bill had passed? What if just one student in one of those classrooms had been in lawful possession of a concealed weapon for the purpose of self-defense?…”

I hate to answer a question with a question, but I have a few for you, Malkin:

What if the shooter and the self-defender, both in lawful possession of concealed weapons, are in different classrooms in the same building?

What if the shooter and the self-defender, both in lawful possession etc., are in different buildings?

What if the self-defender, who is in lawful possession etc., sleeps in and cuts class that morning?

What if the shooter gets into his/her first choice college, and the self-defender has to settle for a “safety school,” and they are at different universities, in different states, and in different time zones?

What if…

OH. I get it. Forgive me for being daft on the uptake. You think that all college students should arm themselves at all times in the event of an unforeseeable tragedy, on the off-chance that one homicidal shooter and one or more law-abiding gun-toting self-defenders, all in lawful possession of concealed weapons, will happen to find themselves in the same classroom at the same time on the same exact day?

That’s your solution? Hmm. Your mind is so…complex. Have you ever thought of running for office? Because it’s this kind of rigorous, righteous thinking that will surely prevent another Virginia Tech from happening, “win” the war in Iraq, win back Congress for conservatards, and make you rich enough to buy the things you’ve always needed–braces and a muzzle.

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