While trolling nba.com tonight for photos of the L.A. Clippers’ spectacular 4th quarter comeback against the L.A. Fakers (more on that later), I stumbled upon a little gem.
Her name is Alawan. She’s a dancer for the Miami Heat. She’s a fellow Asian-Texan. She’s also drunk the Krazy Khristian Kool-Aid:
First of all, Aly…it’s Philippians. One L, two P’s. Got that? Okay, good.
And, no, Philippians is not an island country in Southeast Asia.
Also, I believe the correct quotation of Philippians 4:13 is:
“I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH HOOKER BOOTS WHICH STRENGTHEN ME.”
Bible Study adjourned!
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