Disgrasianians 4:13
While trolling nba.com tonight for photos of the L.A. Clippers’ spectacular 4th quarter comeback against the L.A. Fakers (more on that later), I stumbled upon a little gem.
Her name is Alawan. She’s a dancer for the Miami Heat. She’s a fellow Asian-Texan. She’s also drunk the Krazy Khristian Kool-Aid:
As a survivor of Jesus Camp, five years running, I am somewhat compelled to point out Aly’s Mis”Quote to Live By” from Paul’s Epistle to the Philippians.
First of all, Aly…it’s Philippians. One L, two P’s. Got that? Okay, good.
And, no, Philippians is not an island country in Southeast Asia.
Also, I believe the correct quotation of Philippians 4:13 is:
“I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH HOOKER BOOTS WHICH STRENGTHEN ME.”
Bible Study adjourned!
Filed under: Cheap Hookers, Christians, Miami Heat, Putrid Pointless Bible-Thumping, Shaquille "Ching Chong" O'Neal
