DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK!

April 20th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Tired of GWEN STEFANI yet? I am. But unfortunately for all of us, Gwen’s Sweet Escape Tour kicks off tomorrow night in Vegas.

Some people have said things to us over the last few weeks, re: Gwen, like:

“What’s the big deal?”
“Be happy that she’s exposing America to Harajuku.”
“I like her style.”
Wind It Up is fun to dance to.”

I have a litany of responses to all of these concerns, but I’m just going to let these pictures do the talking.

“My boyfriend’s Indian. India ROCKS! Where’s India?”

“Me and my Indian boyfriend are done-zo. That’s cool, cuz I’m more into the black thing right now. You know, Jamaica, hip-hop and shit. Check out my nails y’all-they’re bangin’. Here’s me throwing gang signs. I’m so D-OWN!”

“Hola Chicas! Que paso? I’m a Chola from East L.A. by way of the O.C., vato.”

“Bonjore! This is me in Chanel Haute Cooter with some of my bestest friends at an Oscar party. I’ve decided I’m, like, not really from the streets anymore. Celebutards are really my peeps now. Don’t I clean up good?”

“My bad. I found one more culture to ass-rape!”

“Konichiwa! Asian chicks love to go tee-hee and cover their mouths. Don’t ask me why, Japs are crazy!”

“Japs also love schoolgirl uniforms…

…blonde wigs…

…geisha makeup…

…and robots!”

“Quite frankly, I’m bored with this subject already. As I told Entertainment Weekly months ago, the Harajuku Slaves are ‘fun’ and my ‘art project.’ And now you’re saying they have to be PEOPLE, too? God, you’re racist!”

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