While I was busy this morning trolling the news for really IMPORTANT stuff about Kimora Lee Simmons and Jessica Biel, Gawker totally stole our Disgrasian thunder:
The New York Times story that Gawker was referring to is about Japanese baseball players receiving day-to-day bonuses called “fight money” from their managers based on their performance in a win. Not all of the gifts, apparently, are limited to cashish.
Stuffed animals?!? Not again. Christ.
Okay. Listen up, my Asian brethren. WE GOTS TO STOP WITH THE STUFFED ANIMAL FETISH. No, seriously. Step away from the plushie and get yourself in a program today. I will be your sponsor. You can do it.
(special thanks to Matt M. for the heads-up!)
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