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April 17th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


Kimora: Tyra’s ignoring me. She has a new best friend. Beyondtay or something. Never heard of her. What does Jay-Z see in that smiley whale? I don’t get iiiit.

Tyra: Woo-woo! Raise the roof! Who’s playing again? Where am I?

Beyonce: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. I don’t know why I’m laughing. I smile a lot.

Kimora: I INVENTED the hooker shoe. Bitch wouldn’t even have a “career” without me. Hello? I’m still barely married to Russell Simmons, godfather of hip-hop. And you are…Bouncesay? Byronjay?

Tyra: Guys, don’t fight. This is not very female empowerment of us. We need to support each other like my bra supports my jugs. ‘Kay?

Beyonce: Hehehehehehe.

Kimora: Bitch, you betta stop laughing. Don’t make me get all Single White Female on you and stab you in the eye with a hooker boot.

Beyonce: Hehehehehehehehe. I laughed so hard I just peed my pants.

Kimora: That’s it. (sound of boots being unzipped)

Tyra: Kimora Lee, can’t you work this out on my show? It’ll be just like when Naomi and I put aside our differences. Girl power! Raise the roof!

Kimora: Tyra, sweetie, how do I tell you this in a nice way? Naomi looked fierce on your show and you looked like poo. Come here Bayanshee! Mama’s got a little present for you.

Beyonce: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Jay-Z: Womenfolk. Shee-it.

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