The tween-Rear Window, Disturbia, finished first at the box office this weekend, raking in a modest $23 mil. I will disgrace myself by admitting that I actually watched this steaming dog turd of a film. Mostly to see how long it would take for “Ronald,” Shia The Beef’s Asian sidekick, to bite it. My prediction was 67 minutes. I didn’t realize until the lights dimmed that the movie was PG-13 and scary as a 7th Heaven episode. And scrawny, scruffy, pervy stoner Ronald–SPOILER ALERT–doesn’t bite it either.
pro: is not a smart nerd
con: is not smart
pro: is a stoner
con: is a stupid stoner
pro: instead of being asexual, likes girls
con: giggles like a girl
pro: has a “cool” haircut
con: has a “cool” haircut
pro: does not die in a gratuitous, expendable manner
con: lives and continues to be pervy and annoying
Score another one for Awesome Representasians of Asian Men in Cinema!
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