What possible guidance could J.Lo give the American Idol brats tonight?
“Gather around the fire, Children, and let me tell you a little story about…What? are you interrupting me? You’re cold? Well SUCK IT UP, wussy, because there’s no way in hell you’re getting your grubby little hands on my Chinchilla, Sanjaya. So, as I was saying, back in the day, when I was still Jenny from the block, I used to have a little. But now I got A LOT. And you know how I did that, Children? Starfucking, my little friends. Star. Fucking. (to producers of American Idol) Are you going to bleep that out? This is a family show, right? Okay, we’ll keep Marc in the cage tonight then. Thanks, and uh, these candles aren’t white either, so someone’s getting their motherfucking ass motherfucking handed to them motherfucking tonight, you motherfucking feel me? Don’t motherfucking fuck with me…I know the Jesus of Scientology.”
Source: AP, WireImages
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