You Go, Goil!

March 14th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

It may be apparent to some of you already that I’m a big ol’ fag hag. Even back in the day when I was growing up in Texas, attending a gay-bashing, Jesus-loving, football-obsessed public high school, I gravitated to the gays.

Jason, my best closeted gay back then, and I used to have these Almodovar marathons and watch Truth or Dare, like, 800 times until our asses were bleeding in sympathy for Sharon, Madonna’s dipshit makeup artist. I remember thinking, this is great and all, but is this Depeche Mode-listening, eyeliner-wearing dude going to ask me to prom? Ah, innocence.

Now that it’s 2006, and we’re here, we’re queer, and you’ve gotten used to it, gay men are representing in all my favorite arenas.

First, there’s John Amaechi.

John played 5 seasons in the NBA and is the first openly gay b-ball player. Dude, you are big, black, and sexy. I’m totally buying your memoir, Man in the Middle.

Then, of course, there’s former MLB player Billy Bean.

Not to be confused with Billy Beane, the GM of the Oakland A’s. Although I love to conflate the two, melding Bean’s hotness with Beane’s genius. Smokin’.

And now there’s Thai design sensation Goil Amornvivat, of Bravo’s Top Design.

A Gaysian interior decorator? Hello. Win this thing, Goil, and come redo my house! I love you.


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