YAO MING: I can’t believe I am being photographed with this snaggle-toothed, midget attention whore. Tomorrow I fire publicist and agent.
WILLIAM HUNG: Is it not very funny that he is such tall man and I am much small?
YAO MING: Please don’t speak.
WILLIAM HUNG: How many touchdown you make playing with Houston Rocket?
YAO MING: I thought you studied at Cal?
WILLIAM HUNG: I am college drop out. No room for test tube station when I am fight alllll lovely ladies off William Hung! Hung is in the howwzza wowza! I star in music video wazzzzup!!!
YAO MING: I’m an NBA All-Star. I’m a VISA spokesperson. I know Steve Jobs.
WILLIAM HUNG: I like purple!
YAO MING: Just take the picture.
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