Congratulations to the Jolie-Pitts and the latest addition to their Rainbow Coalition family, Pax Thien (little dude, you just won the lottery). I mean it.
But when I saw the picture taken of Paxy and his fellow orphans, my heart broke. Paxy is on the left:
Why didn’t Crazy Lips choose me?
I can rock a mohawk! I can, I swear!
Where is Madonna?
Is it because my ears stick out?
Does Crazy Lips not have money for braces?
Who is Madonna?
I will always let Maddox win at Monopoly!
Madonna, adopting me would make you a hero in Asia!
Madonna is already a hero in Asia?
I’d like to make a collect call to Ashley Judd, please.
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