Frozen Face: Wait a minute. That doesn’t look like the Marie Claire I bought at 7-11.
McSteamy: Hi! I’m McSteamy!
Oh: Shut your inflated piehole, Ellen! What did I say about bringing up that smear-campaign of a cover photo?
What’s-His-Name-Who’s-Engaged-To-Frozen-Face: Hey America! Let me introduce myself. I’m–
McSteamy: I’m McSteamy! Do you want me to take off my shirt?
Oh: (to Frozen Face) Don’t make me get all gangsta on your ass like I did in that movie about fine wine. Cuz I will fuck you up. (to McSteamy) What the hell are you doing?
McSteamy: I’m McSteamy! I’m taking off my shirt!
Frozen Face: I would express interest in McSteamy’s gigolo behavior, but I can’t move my face.
What’s-His-Name-Who’s-Engaged-To-Frozen-Face: Hey, look! I’m in this picture!
McSteamy: I’m McSteamy! I’m taking off my pants!
Oh: Somebody give me a raise already. I hate all of you.
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