The Fast and the Disgrasianous

March 18th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

I was in the desert this weekend, catching the end of the Pacific Life Open, where I made some FASCINATING discoveries.

For one, the Chicken Fried Steak at Elmer’s in Cathedral City is KILLER. Who knew?

Also, in nearby La Quinta, the Ralph’s parking lot transformed into a scene right out of The Fast and the Furious around midnight Friday. Picture 40 guys in baggy shorts gathered around their souped-up ‘Stangs and Rice Rockets. Or better yet, imagine 40 versions of Paul “My Boyfriend” Walker looking hot.

As it turns out, Ralph’s had racks and racks of pornos magazines related to street racing. My new personal favorite is TUNERZINE.

Not only did Tunerzine update me on the latest and greatest DISGRASIANMOBILES racing cars, it also exposed me to several CHEAP HOOKERS Asian models I had never heard of. All I can say is, move over Kate Moss:

And make room for “Ms. Carla” (If You’re Nasty),

and Filipina dynamo, Abby M, whose “turn-ons” include “real, compassionate, and humble people,”

and, last but not least, Carolyn “Let’s Get” Savage.

“Turn-ons” for Ms. Savage, who is of Chinese descent, include “mbition” and “sweet.” Interestingly, this cheap hooker’s girl’s Number One “turn-off” is “COCKINESS,” which, um, I’m pretty sure is the only kind of cock Ms. Savage has ever turned her surgically-modified nose up at.

Photos kindly provided by Tunerzine.com

Source: Into the Blue

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