Daisuke Matsuzaka, aka Dice-K or Dice Man (people are still working out the nickname), pitched 5 2/3 innings and struck out SEVEN against the Pirates in his second-to-last spring training game yesterday. Stuart Scott was FAH-REAKING OUT so hard on SportsCenter over Boston’s $103 Million-Dollar Man’s performance that I could have sworn his lazy eye slid right off his face.
One thing Stuey failed to mention, however:
YAY-AH! Asian BADONKADONK–now that’s what I like to see. Can’t say I feel the same about this:
Disgrasian-Academy Award WINNERS, and
Eyeliner-wearing, Emo-loving, Stick Figure-Schtupping LOSERS.
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