March 19th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Guess what everybody!!

Krishtine de Leon, aka “The Asian girl with the grill” aka “The Asian girl with the Latina accent” aka “The Asian girl that got Jann’s name wrong” aka “Krish? Is it Krish? Trish?” on MTV‘s latest reality series I’m’ With Rolling Stone overcame her initial shortcomings and won the whole damn thing–the gig AND the glory!!!

We are taking over competition shows faster than the Ivy League. Huzzah!

But as much as I’m psyched that the fiery little whippersnapper took the top prize–a writing spot at what has quickly deteriorated into the world’s most neutered and irrelevant music magazine, this post is merely a cheap ploy to make an aggressive poke at one of Krish’s fuzzy-minded cast members:

Yeah. The blonde one. And hell, I love blondes as much as the next person, just not this one.

Her name is Krystal Simpson. She calls herself Krystal JAGGER. She threw a fit when Rolling Stone refused to print her “pen name,” claiming that the surname had not a thing to do with the “Paint It Black” singer–while the camera cut slyly away to her Rolling Stones keychain. Apparently, “Krystal Cobain” and “Krystal Bon Jovi” wouldn’t fly, either.

I’ll admit, I was compelled watching the fair-haired attention monger roaming SoHo on midday shopping sprees, snottily boasting to any tourist with a second to waste that she was a writer for RS (though her contributions for the week appear to have consisted entirely of one 200-word blog post about Hulk Hogan’s daughter’s fronts).

This picture says it all: the blow out, the awkward pose borrowed from a 1987 Cosmopolitan Magazine photo spread, the fact that she pulled the Louboutins out of the box two minutes before the fotog started shooting, refusing to place either foot sole down until frame fifty, for fear that people wouldn’t be able to recognize the red sole. Gross.

One thing the picture doesn’t say: “I’m With Rolling Stone.”


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