Sandra Oh: Help! Help! Please help!
911: Ma’am, what is your emergency?
Oh: They shot me. Those bastards shot me.
911: Who shot you?
Oh: I don’t know WHO. I just know those bastards shot me. With a frickin’ Bedazzler.
911: With a…uh, are you okay, ma’am, can you control the bleeding?
Oh: There are rhinestones and…paillettes everywhere. Beads bursting from my chest. I’m so…so cold.
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