Ninjas Are in the Air

March 26th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen


What the hay is going on?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the movie, opened at number one this weekend, raking in $25.6 million:

(Can someone please tell me…WHY? Is this an annoying hipster thing like carrying a lunchbox as a purse? TURTLES who are NINJAS–HUH?)

Then there’s Ask a Ninja, which just won “Best Series” at the YouTube awards. Click here to see more:

And last but mos def not least, there’s Benny Ninja of the House of Ninja, who made an appearance on America’s Next Top Model this week:

I could not for the life of me find a killer picture of Benny vogue-ing, which is what the House of Ninja is famous for. Please please see Paris is Burning if you don’t know what I’m talking about. Willi Ninja, founder of the House of Ninja who died of AIDS-related heart failure last year, basically invented vogue-ing, made Madonna a gajillion dollars, and taught Disgrasian extraordinaire Naomi Campbell how to work the runway, according to his NYT obit.

So those of you who think I’m going to punk Benny Ninja, think again.

These Fools, however, whom Benny schooled on posing and were then forced to vogue their way through a LASER FIELD in the saddest silver unitards I’ve ever seen, are a different story:

The master puppeteer of this light-show tragedy shouldn’t be spared the rod, neithuh.

Tyra “Laughing All the Way to the” Banks

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