The first ever YouTube awards were handed out last night. Sadly, this Tila Tequila rendition of “Like A Virgin” did not win:
Damn, Tila. You were robbed. Those YouTube award hander-outters are stupid haters. Which reminds me of Diana’s fantastic post “Respeck!” and your video diary accompanying it.
In that awesome treatise on Haters, you, Tila, gave me totally RAD advice about how to deal with criticism and whatnot and whoknows and etc, etc. You said:
“The more they hate, the more you want to be like, YO, FUCK YOU. I’m going to do better, I’m going to prove to you…”
Yes? You’re going to prove what?
But then you trail off without finishing that thought. Whatever it was, I am sure it was genius. Perhaps you are not drinking enough Red Bull? Of course, there are people who are verbal and people who are more visual. I would say you’re definitely the latter, being an artist and all. Not that one’s better than the other. It’s like apples and, um, grapefruits.
Finally, I just wanted to give you a shout-out, Asian-Texan to Asian-Texan. Man, those days were rough, weren’t they? Always getting your ass kicked out by the school buses by a girl named Jenna, getting rocks thrown at your head while paddleboating with your family, and being called “alien” and “midget” as you…WAIT A MINUTE.
You were called “alien” and “midget”– AND THAT’S ALL?!?
YOU WHINY. BIG-BREASTISIED. MORON. Yo, Fuck You. You got off easy.
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