L.A. Fashion Weak, Part 2: A Fall from Grace

March 20th, 2007 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

More “fashion” “news” from L.A.:

Pictured is model Devon Aoki, of Too Fast, Too Furious fame, daughter of Rocky “Benihana” Aoki. She was snapped last night at the Bebe show. Bebe–that’s French for “baby” or, in the case of this “fashion house,” FLAMMABLE HOOKER PANTS.

Devon, WTF?!?

You used to be the face of CHANEL–that’s French for AWESOME. Then again, so was this creature:

Source: AP

BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Grace Park

March 18th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

On Grace Park’s birthday, everybody wins.

Advice For Your St. Patrick’s Day Celebrasian

March 17th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

Irish car bombs and sloppy chicks? WOOOOOOOT!

HONORASIAN ALERT: Winnie Cooper

March 17th, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Jen

Winnie Cooper is sooo one of us. We’re hoping her little bun in the oven is too.

Pandargarten

March 17th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Our parents would never have approved of this panda school.

ROCK OF ASIANS: The Slants Like Us, They Really Like Us!

March 17th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

We’re suckers for a shout-out!

How Quiet Is Rielle Hunter?

March 16th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Rielle Hunter is taking the classy route.

BABEWATCH: The Calvin Klein X Underwear Campaign

March 16th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”? DEAL.

AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Annabel Park

March 15th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Coffee Party founder Annabel Park on Obama: “I personally think that he may be a good driver and I see him trying, but the fact is we are asking him to drive a broken car.”

Somebody’s Already Sounding Like A Hardass Asian Padmama

March 15th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

Rule #1 in the Hardass Asian Parent handbook: It’s never too early to have outsized expectations of your children.

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The Hump

March 12th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Eating endangered Ocean mammal meat is so fucked.

Children of Invention: Two kids are left to fend for themselves after their mom is arrested for participating in an illegal pyramid scheme.

New Yawkers/Angelenos, Time To Hit The Thea-tuh [Children Of Invention Theatrical Debut]

March 12th, 2010 | 1 comment | Posted by Diana

Children of Invention, festival darling, debuts in NY/LA theaters this week.

Total Kong-quest

March 12th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Only an Asian would watch King of Kong and think, “I could beat those lifelong Donkey Kong devotee freaks in like, a couple of years.” AND ACTUALLY WANT TO. AND THEN DO IT.