Keanu, dude, what did I tell you?
The accident occurred about 7:30 p.m. Monday in the Rancho Palos Verdes section of Los Angeles, according to the Sheriff’s Department.
Reeves was not injured. No citations were issued.”
Here’s a citation–DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. OF A (DISGUSTING) BEARD. (Oh gosh, a double entendre, too).
My advice to you, Sexy? Keep your hands at ten and two, and your eyes, if you can still find them through all that bush, on the road.
Source: A Scanner Darkly
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