Reports have been circulating the globe:
Oh, Jufer. It’s messy. It’s really messy. I have to side with Thailand on this one. Don’t fuck with King Bhumibol Adulyadej– I mean, just look at him, he seems like a nice dude. He appears to be the kind of man that makes corny jokes at dinner parties and if you visit his house, the first thing he does is offer you a chocolate covered macadamia nut that he picked up on his last visit to Honolulu.
I have but one thing to say in your defense: at least you were on time for last call at the bar that night. And during your 75-year stint in the clink, you will never be late for “outdoor time” or your daily pounding. I just hope they have cocoa for you in prison. Okay, those are the best my Swiss jokes get. You can see why I don’t write for the blog “Disgratzerland.”
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