He may be a dwarf, but that Filipino queen A.J. Tabaldo can sing. Maybe it was his song choice, “Feeling Good,” a Nina Simone number that took out Leslie “the Lez” Hunt, too (and thank Jesus…Girlfriend can’t scat her way out of gopher hole). Maybe America really can’t tell us all apart, and thought they were voting for one Asian when they were really voting for another.
Any way you look at it, Sanjaya Malakar stays another week. Indian-Donnie Osmond can’t sing, purriod. Don’t get me started on the outfit. It looked like a holdover from some lame pimps ‘n’ hos costume party that I boycotted circa 1999. The ponytail was greazy, too. And the dude’s got to stop smiling so much. At best, he looks medicated. At worst, he’s starting to resemble a brown, life-sized Chucky Doll.
Alas, I’m going to miss that Filipino sprite. Keep dancing with those fists, little man.
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