We probably only have a few more weeks before the next anointed child of the Brangelina brood arrives in a priority FedEx package from Ho Chi Minh City on the couple’s New Orleans doorstep. Please try contain your excitement! Besides increasing the Amazian potential of the entire Pitt-Jolie family, this little tot is guaranteed to boast at least a few of the following notable qualities:
1) collagen pout
2) “i just can’t do anything else with it” hair that can only seem fixed in such a way as to pay homage to The Misfits
3) a bad attitude
4) love of rice
5) natural inclination to travel and/or build treehouses for disenfranchised children
So let’s guess the name of that little sucker before he gets here!
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