Here’s a picture taken of Nick Lachey and Asian-of-indeterminate-origin girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo at a NASCAR event yesterday in Vegas. Going to a speedway on a lazy Sunday? As John Bender would say, it’s demented and sad, but social. This is not what worries me.
Our body language expert says…oh wait, we don’t have a body language expert. But again, this is not what worries me.
Nick. Vanessa. Let me ask you, how long exactly have you two been dating? Because you look a little too comfortable with each other. And by comfortable, I mean, uh, dumpy. Please don’t mistake “trust” for that other 5-letter word, “gross.” You’re this close to farting in front of each other and not even bothering to say, “exqueeze me.” You do know this is how relationships die, don’t you?
Case in point:
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