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Even If You Hate This Meme By Now You Have To Watch Shit Asian Moms Say

I’ve kinda hated every new incarnation of Shit [Fill-In-The-Blank] People Say with greater intensity until I saw this video. Maybe it’s cuz Asian Moms are funnier than the rest of us. But this right here is TRUTH:

“NO SHAKY LEG!!!” reminds me of the time my cousin, when she was 7 years old, told me her HAM told her that shaking your leg at the table meant you were a slut. Or, in the words of this vid, someone who goes out “every day tryna have the sex.”

[JustKiddingFilms on YouTube]

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Ron Paul’s Yellow Peril.

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The Dear Leader has left the building.

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Chick-fil-A? Chick-fuk-U.

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Geisha Gaffe.

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Occupy FAIL.

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Old DISGRASIANS die hard.

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If My Hardass Asian Parents’ Chinese Choir Covered Lady Gaga

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Chinese old folks go Gaga.

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Oriental Girls at rock-bottom prices.