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AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Daniel Dae Kim

February 8th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana



Name: Daniel Dae Kim aka DDK aka our Jen’s boyfriend

Occupation: Actor, Restaurant Owner

Hails from: Hawaii via Pennsylvania (via South Korea)

Known for: Making us quiver with love tingles. We like the way he votes, the way he eats, the way he drives (kidding), ooooooohlala obviously the way he looks–and of course, how brilliantly he acts. Praise be the person who finalized DDK’s deal as a principal in CBS’s Continue reading AMAZIAN OF THE WEEK! Daniel Dae Kim »

Wassup, Tweeps

"Later, parentals!"

Sweet Sixteen (aka Total Panda-Monday-Um)

February 8th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Imagine the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, and multiply it by 16.

America Would Certainly Be Palin For It

February 8th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Palin 2012? We don’t have enough shame antidote.

The Saints Came Marching In…

February 8th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

Good guys win!!!

All Apologies

DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Toyota

February 5th, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Toyota President Akio Toyoda apologizes far more than expected.

10 Reasons Not To Get Plastic Surgery To Look Like Jessica Alba (And One Reason To Do It)

February 5th, 2010 | 9 comments | Posted by Diana

If your ex won’t take you back unless you undergo a number of plastic surgeries designed to help you emulate a movie star, you don’t necessarily have a problem.

Could This Kobe Any Easier?

February 5th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Kobe Bryant in racial drag–he’s now writing the jokes for us.

DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Tila Tequila, Twitter Quitter-Quitter

February 4th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

New tongue-twister: Tila Tequila quits quitting Twitter.

BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Facebook Turns 6

February 4th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

What did we do before Facebook filled our lives with all of this, well, filler?

Underwear? Hidetoshi Nakata, We Want To See What’s Under There

February 3rd, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

We haven’t eyed a bulge set of abs this hard since Marky Mark was Marky Mark.

ROCK OF ASIAN: Silversun Pickups

February 3rd, 2010 | 0 comments | Posted by Diana

Congratulasians to the Silversun Pickups for not winning the Best New Artist Grammy!

WE NEED GIANT ROBOT!

February 3rd, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

Giant Robot helped usher us all to our seats. Let’s return the favor.

Disgrasian Dictionary
Racial Dilettante –

A person who dabbles in the affect of another race or races (see Racial Drag), particularly when that race is “IN.”

Samurite –

White Samurai who is typically the only person on Earth capable of saving innocent Japanese villagers from evil warlords and marauders.

HARDASS ASIAN PARENTS –

Our mothers and fathers, whom we, despite our achievements and senses of familial duty, are usually disappointing.

GAYSIAN –

Fun.

HONORASIAN –

Honorary one of us.

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